Miss me?

Goodness...It's so nice to know so many people miss my ramblings and worry when I haven't spoken up in awhile. Love y'all too.

So let's see....

Miss Vomit has not made an appearance to the party (Thank God), but her sorority sister Miss Nausea has shown up once or twice this week. She's kinda shy and doesn't cause alot of trouble. I'm hoping she stays that way and doesn't come out of her shell.

And speakin' of comin' out of her (or should I say THEIR)shell...Mary Ann and Ginger are wanting to say hello something fierce. I have a few cute buttondowns, while a bit on the fitted side, are still tasteful and appropriate for work. Uh. Not anymore. Yesterday morning the girls popped that top button within' 5 minutes of getting that shirt on. And this morning I put a tank top on under a shirt and damn if the strap didn't break from the strain! *I* myself really can't tell if the boobs are getting bigger, but it seems my clothing is stating otherwise.

I am a little irritable this week. But that could be because I have students that, as I am trying to walk them through a math problem they can't do, and ask, "Okay. So how many legs does a dog have?" and the answer is (after some thoughtful consideration), "2?" Or even better, "Okay. What step are you going to do first? Yes. 30 - 6. So what IS 30 - 6" and the answer is "5?" What? That doesn't make the average person irritable?! Should I remind y'all I'M TEACHING 4TH GRADE!!!!!! (Will you start praying for me if I tell you this child is a repeater and there is about 4 others in my class close to being in the same boat? Yes? You will?! Bless your heart.)

Smells bothering me? No. Food aversions? No. If anything when I want something...I.WANT.IT. And if I don't get it then whatever I do eat is not good. Then I'm not happy. The other night I wanted "Mema Cooking" - fried porkchops, potatoes and green beens (and not from the can). So I hit the grocery store and whipped me up some dinner. DAMN! It was good. But two days later when I was in the mood for ham, biscuits and mashed potatoes (homemade - not the box) or macaroni, and didn't have those ingredients and instead settled for chicken and the left over green beens...nuh-uh. Wasn't happenin'. Not a bit of it tasted good.

So it was off to the grocery store because by then (still pissed off I didn't enjoy my supper) I wanted potato chips and my favorite oreo cookie ice cream sandwich treats. Ticked when I got there and my ice cream desserts were nowhere to be found and settled on cookies and cream cheesecake bites. And do I need to tell you that all my groceries went in the trunk EXCEPT the cool ranch doritos. I was a little happier (but still wanting mashed potatos and biscuits). Guess what I had tonight? Oh yeah...ham. homemade mashed potatos (oooooh....hell yeah they were yummy) and biscuits from Cracker Barrell (thank you mama!).

And already a fruit lover, I think I could eat fruit 24/7 right now. I am eating about 5 or 6 fruits a day and really could do more. (my faves right now - bananas, kiwi and watermelon)

Seriously. I love food. I don't want to start throwing it up.

But on a serious note....I have learned exactly WHY I am single and pregnant. Because if I had a husband/boyfriend, if they didn't die from it first, they would leave me due to the toxic fumes shooting from my rear end!!!!!

Bad. Really bad.